You got  any carrots?

A bunny rabbit goes into a hardware shop and asks: "You got any carrots?"
The man at the couter looks at him surprised and replies: "No, this is a
harware shop. We have no carrots."

The next day the bunny rabbit goes into the same shop again and asks:
"You got any carrots?" "I told you yesterday, this is a hardware shop",
the man replies annoyed "We have no carrots."

The next day the same thing happens. Again there's no carrots and the
man is getting really pissed off: "If you come here again asking for
carrots I'll nail you to the wall from your ears!"

The next day the bunny rabbit comes to the shop and asks: "You got any
nails?" "No, I'm afraid we're out of nails", says the man. "Then, you
got any carrots?"