What's in a Name?
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A man goes to a business meeting and meeting goes terribly sour.  He
looses a big contract and just knows his boss is bound to be furious
with him.  He decides to visit the sports bar that he used to visit
frequently. The sports bar is near a part of town that used to be his
old stomping grounds.  He walks into the bar and notices that things
have changed a little, namely most of the sports stuff is gone.  He
figures it must be under new management. He takes a seat at the
bar as he continues to look around.

The bartender comes over and tells the man that he might be in the
wrong place, and that the bar is a gay bar.  The businessman looks
around and notices that there is not a single woman in the place.

He says,  "Oh well, I'll just have a beer and be on my way."

The bartender looks at him and says, "I can only serve you if you tell
me the name of your penis."

The businessman is shocked, "What are you talking about?" he asks
dumbfounded.

The bartender says, "You know the name of your penis.... Mine for
instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'  That guy down
at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really
Satisfies.'"

The bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
The businessman thinks for a second and calls to the bartender and
says I have an appropriate name now.

"What's that?" asks the bartender.

"Secret: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"