S.P.A.M.

The official meaning of SPAM in terms of the Internet is "Self Promotional
Advertising Message"

But here is a list of alternatives that some people have come up with.
Thanks to those who have contributed to this list.

Stupid Posts Are Meaningless
Stop Posting Annoying Messages
Single Posting Addressed Multiple times
Stupid People Are Mandatory
Sad Poof After Money
Suckers Protesting Against Midas
Stupid Pricks Are Annoying Me
Seriously Poor And Mean
Some People Are Morons
Stupid Person At Machine
Stupid Phucker At Machine
Simply Put, Advertising Motherfuckers
Sexual Perverts And Moneygrabbers
Stupid Posters Advocating Maliciousness
Stupid People Asking for Money

Or if referring to the meat related product

Some Parts Are Meat
SPiced hAM *
SPreadable hAM *
Suspicious Pinkish Adulterated Meat
Spoiled Pork And Meat
Squirrels, Possums And Mice
Strangled Parakeets and Animal Manure
Several People's Amputated Members
Satan Posing As Meat
Seventy Percent Anaemic Marsupial

('*' = Possibly the real meaning)