WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG
Everybody who has a dob calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I called mine
"Sex". Now everyboday has been very embarrassing to me. When I
went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the Clerk I
would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have
one too". Then I said "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I
was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and wnet on my honemoon, I took the dog with me.
I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a
special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for
Sex. I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night".
The clerk said, "Me too".
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked my why I was just stading
there looking around, I told him that I had planned to have Sex in
the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on TV".
He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custoday
of the dog. I said, "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married".
The Judge said, "Me, too". Then I told him that after I was married
Sex left me. He said, "Me, too".
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
him. A copy came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this
alley at 4 o'clock in the morning? I said, "I'm looking for Sex".
My case comes up Friday.