WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG

Everybody who has a dob calls him "Rover" or "Boy".  I called mine
"Sex".   Now everyboday has been very embarrassing to me.  When I
went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the Clerk I
would like to have a license for Sex.   He said, "I'd like to have
one too".   Then I said "You don't understand.  I've had Sex since I
was nine years old".   He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and wnet on my honemoon, I took the dog with me.  
I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a
special room for Sex.   He said that every room in the place was for
Sex.  I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night". 
The clerk said, "Me too".

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began,
the dog ran away.  Another contestant asked my why I was just stading
there looking around, I told him that I had planned to have Sex in
the contest.   He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. 
"But you don't understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on TV". 
He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custoday
of the dog.   I said, "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married". 
The Judge said, "Me, too".   Then I told him that after I was married
Sex left me.   He said, "Me, too".

Last night Sex ran off again.   I spent hours looking around town for
him.   A copy came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this
alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?   I said, "I'm looking for Sex".

My case comes up Friday.