Vanity

A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a
sudden windstorm.

She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she
was holding her hat snuggly against her head with her other hand.
Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued
to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.

The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, everybody is taking a look at what
you've got. Don't you think that pulling your dress down is more
important than worrying about your hat?"

"Look here, Sonny - what these people are looking at is 85 years old,
but the *hat* is BRAND NEW!"