Undying Sense of Humor
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Two lifelong friends had a running argument. The black friend would
argue that God was black, and the white friend would disagree and say
that God was white.

One day, they decided to go fishing. On the way back, they were still
arguing about whether or not God was black or white. Before they knew
it, they where in an accident, and they found themselves in heaven.
When they got there, St. Peter met them at the Pearly gates. Again,
the question was was brought up, "Is God black or white?"

St. Peter told them to have a seat in the waiting room and God would
come out and talk to them about it.

While they were waiting, they continued to argue whether God was
black or white. Then they heard some footsteps coming. They turned
around as the door swung open and in stepped in God in His grandest
toga.

They looked to Him expectantly, waiting for His answer to their long
running argument.

"Hola, muchachos!"