Undertaker

    There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become
great friends.  During college, they had a great time.  Anything that
was going on, they were always right in the middle of it.  When they
graduated, however, they each went their own separate way.
    Two or three years later, they ran into one another on the street.
They were very happy to see each other and, during the conversation,
one of them asked the other what he was doing for work.
    "I'm an undertaker," responded the friend.
    "That doesn't sound like you.  During college, you were always the
one looking for excitement."
    "There is plenty of excitement in this racket," said his friend.
"Just the other day, I got a call to pick up this stiff in a hotel
room.   When I entered the room, he was laying there on the bed, stark
naked, with a huge erection.  I didn't want to take him out like that,
so I took a hanger from the closet, and gave it a good swat.....You
want to talk about excitement!  I WAS IN THE WRONG ROOM!!!"