The twins, The boat, and The wife

There were these two twins named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a
dilapidated old fishing boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the
very same day that Joe's old boat sank.

A kindly old woman saw Joe one day, and mistaking him for John said, "I'm
sorry to hear about your loss, you must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said, "Hell no, in fact I'm
sorta glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning.
Her bottom was all shriveled up, and she smelled like old dead fish. She
was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back, and a pretty
big hole in the front. Every time I used her that hole got bigger, and then
she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I
rented her out to those four guys who were looking for a good time. I
warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyway. The
darn fools tried to get in her all at once, and then she split right up the
middle...."

THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED!