The Top 10 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
10 Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley's
commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.
9 Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of
Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to
have dire consequences.
8 In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.
0) has all the money on the entire planet.
7 Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level,
and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.
6 "Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller
& Penn" much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.
5 And you think it's hard to find your size now!
4 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford
clones.
3 And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the
Pittsburgh Lemieuxs - 399.
2 Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out
of office.
and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans...
1 Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ's defense doesn't
seem quite as far-fetched.