The Top 10 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans


          10 Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley's
              commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.

           9 Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of
              Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to
              have dire consequences.

           8 In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.
              0) has all the money on the entire planet.

           7 Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level,
              and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.

           6 "Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller
              & Penn" much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.

           5 And you think it's hard to find your size now!

           4 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford
             clones.

           3 And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the
              Pittsburgh Lemieuxs - 399.

           2 Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out
             of office.

              and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans...

           1 Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ's defense doesn't
              seem quite as far-fetched.