sex on legs

There was once a woman who had a butler.  The butler's name was James.
One
day, the woman came home to find James at the door greeting her.  She
looked at him for a minute and set down her briefcase.  She said "James,

please take off my coat", so James took off her coat.  Then she said
"And
James, could you please take off my shoes", so James took off her shoes.

She then said "James, could you please take off my blouse", and so James

did.  Then she told him "James, could you please take off my skirt", so
James took it off.  She then said "James would you take off my bra", so
James took off her bra for her. Then she said "James and please take off
my
underwear".  And James quickly took off her underwear.  Then she looked
at
him very sternly and said "And James, I _never_ want to see you wearing
my
clothes again!"