orgasms you may encounter

Sex in a boat -- oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd -- dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house -- door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum -- floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket -- store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute -- whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant -- bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping -- snore-gasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke -- poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion -- roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end -- sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course -- fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac -- more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine -- ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist -- pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers -- s'more-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter -- toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword -- zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach -- shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet -- smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck -- shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature -- outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can -- odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train -- 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying -- 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater -- hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention -- ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner -- score-gasms.
Sex while flying -- soar-gasms.