Little Johnny's Adventures In Polysyllablism

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of
a multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"

Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable
word?"

Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."

Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm
talking about a wank."