THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe and Awe Schitt.Owe Schitt the fertiliser
magnate married Awe Schitt and after having Jack Schitt they ran a hotel
called "The Kneedeep Inn".Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and together
produced six children.Sadly,their first child Holy Schitt passed away
shortly after birth.Next came twin sons Deep and Dip Schitt.They had two
daughters Fulla and Givva Schitt and their last child also a boy was called
Bull.
As time went on Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt,a high school drop out. Deep
Schitt's twin brother married Lotta Schitt,who gave birth to their son
Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the twin Happens brothers.The
Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd and Hawse Schitt.Bull Schitt recently
married a spicy Italian girl Pisa Schitt and are awaiting the birth of Baby
Schitt.
Jack's cousin Heavy Schitt,who had connections with the local
underworld,went into partnership with two other cousins Kat and Suk
Schitt,and they opened a restaurant called "Stirrers"

So now when someone says that "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can
truthfully say that "Not only do I know Jack Schitt I know all about the
entire Schitt family!"