Intelligent dog....

One fine day a dog walked into a Bakers, he had a basket in his mouth and
inside it was a £10 note and a shopping list. The dog handed over the basket,
the Baker read the list then got the bread and thought to himself "hey this
dog wont know if I short change it" and with that ripped the dog of for a few
quid. When the dog picked up the basket he barked furiously and the baker
gave the dog the rest of his change. The dog then proceeded into the Butchers
where the same thing happened, the butcher tried to rip him of and didn't get
away with it. With this the dog walked out and proceeded home, the Baker saw
this and thought to himself "I could use a dog of that calibre, I shall
follow it home and purchase it from the owner" with that the Baker followed
the dog. When the dog walked up its drive way the Baker crossed the street to
observe, the dog jumped up and rang the doorbell, nothing happened so he rang
again, then a man opened the door and began to hit the defenceless dog
repeatedly. The Baker shouted across the road "Hey stop it ,that dogs very
intelligent, you shouldnât hit it" the man replied "not that intelligent its
the second time this week he's forgot his door keys!".