I've Had It Up To Here!!!

A man is sent to hell, upon his arrival he is greeted by the devil.
The man is upset by his poor fortune. The devil says to the man "ah!
cheer up hell ain't that bad, in fact we allow you to select your
eternal punishment."

"Really," the man returns.

"Sure" says the devil as he leads him down a dark cooridor of iron
clad doors.


The devil shows him the first room, which is filled with people doing
headstands on marbles. "I don't think I like this one" the man
replies. The devil then takes him to the second room, which is filled
with people doing headstands on glass. "I do not like this room
either." the devil leads him to a third room which is filled with
people knee deep in shit and drinking coffee. "Now this room I like,"
says the man. "Are you sure," says the devil, "there are thousands of
rooms to choose from." "yes I am sure. My apartment smells like shit
and I love coffee!"

With that the man is welcomed to the room. Upon his arrival a man
walks up to him with a pat on the shoulder "hey welcome to hell, why
don't you get a cup of coffee." "Excellent," he thinks to himself.
After drinking his first cup, the door opens with a man blowing a
whistle. " OK, coffee break is over. Back on your heads!!"