honey mooners

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is
concerned "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says "I'll look for
a bug". He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug
"AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss army
knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc out the window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds "How was your room?",
"How was the service?", "How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"

The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"

The hotel manager says "Well, the room under you complained of the
chandelier falling on them!"

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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a
3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and
you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that
recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO
was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"

"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I
approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the
Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to
get a 3-day pass?"

So we exchanged tanks!