Good Doggies

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.  The first man was
an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third man a Chemist, and the
fourth a Government worker.


To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff!"  T-
Square trotted over to the desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.  Everyone agreed that T-Square was
pretty smart!

But the Accountant said his dog could do better.  He called his dog and said,
"Spreadsheet, show 'em how smart you are!"  Spreadsheet went out into the
kitchen, and returned with a dozen cookies.  He divided them into 4 equal
piles of 3 cookies each.  Everyone agreed, that was good!

But the Chemist said his dog could do even better.  He called his dog and
said, "Measure, do your thing!"  Measure got up, walked over to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.  Everyone oohed and ahhhed and were
quite impressed!


Then the three men turned to the Government Worker, and said, "What can
your dog do?"  The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee
Break, do your stuff!!"  Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate all the
cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, sexually assaulted the other
three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance
report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave!!!!