Five surgeons

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were
discussing their work.

The first said, "I think accountants are the
easiest to operate on. You open them up and
everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the
easiest to operate on. You open them up and
everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on
electricians. You open them up and everything
inside is color-coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on
lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless,
and their heads and their asses are
interchangeable."

Fifth surgeon said, "I like Engineers...they
always understand when you have a few parts left
over at the end..."