Fire alarm

A couple was going to a costume party.  The husband was
unsure of what costume to wear.  His wife was telling him to
hurry or they would be late for the party.  She was walking down
the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her
feet were a big old floppy pair of boots.
"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.
"This is it," replied his wife.
"What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the husband.
"Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explains the wife.  "Now
hurry and get your costume on."
The husband went upstairs and was back in about 2 minutes.
He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid
over his penis.
"What the hell kind of costume is that???" asked the wife.
"I am a fire alarm," he replied.
"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing.
"Yes," he replied.  "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice
and I come."