female truck driver

This woman goes to a truck yard to get a job as a truck driver in
construction. The head guy says: "I don't know lady ... you'll be the first
woman. Before I can hire you I'll have to see if you fit in with the guys.

I have three questions for you...
1. "Do you drink?"
She replies: "At least a six pack a day"
2. "Do you swear?"
She replies: "Shit yeah, all the damn time!"


"OK, then, I got only one more question ... you ever been picked up by the
fuzz?"

She replies: "No -- but I've been swung around by my tits a few times!"