FBI CIA & NYPD...

President Clinton worried about the efficiency of his agencies decides to
test them. He take a large area of woodland and fences it off into three
equal areas and releases a red squirrel into each. He gives the first area to
the FBI, the second to the CIA and the third to the NYPD with the mission of
finding the squirrel in a week. The week elapses and he asks the FBI how they
got on. The FBI say that they mobilized the Dept of The Environment, the
local police, The Forestry Commission in addition posting wanted signs in
local towns and on the tree. The Squirrel however was still 'at large'. The
Spokesman for the CIA is up next and after calling in 'Grey Opps', asked for
a napalm strike. The officer then pushes across a clear plastic envelope
containing greasy grey ashes saying that they believe that to be Red Squirrel
residue. The President then turns the the Chief of New Police who then nods
to a junior officer. The door to the room opens and two police officers walk
in holding a handcuffed, bruised and blooded badger between them. The Chief
then jabs his night-stick into the badgers ribs and says "Tell him what you
told me". The badger then screams "I'm a red squirrel, I'm a red squirrel!".