Everyone loves dog jokes and bar jokes
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar
and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to
bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender takes the bet and the owner
looks at the dog and asks "what's the thing on top of this building
which keeps the rain from coming inside".

The dog answers "ROOF".

The bartender says "who are you kidding, I'm not paying".

The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him
something else".

The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks "who was
the greatest ballplayer of all time".

The dog answers "Roof".

With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door.

As they bounce on the sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and says
"DiMaggio?".