Best buddies at the bar

Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots. One for
me and one for my best buddy."

The bartender says, "You want them BOTH now or do you want me to wait
until your buddy arrives to pour his?"

Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best buddy in my
pocket here."  With that he pulls a little 3 inch man out of his pocket.

The bartender asks "You mean to say, He can drink that much?"

"Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some." the man retorted.
So the bartender pours the 2 shots and sure enough, the little guy
drinks it all up.

"That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, can he
walk?"

Rodney flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey,
Al, go fetch that quarter." The little guy runs down to the end of
the bar, picks up the quarter, and runs back down and gives it to
Rodney.

The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing," he says, "what else
can he do? Does he talk?"

Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his eye
and squawks "Talk? Sure HE talks. Hey Al, tell him about that
time we were in down in Africa, on safari, hunting and you called that
native Witch doctor a 'Dickhead'!"