Babies & Jobs

The nurse comes in and tells the first man, 'Congratulations! You're the
father of
twins!'

'What a coincidence!' the man exclaims. 'I work for the Minnesota Twins
baseball
team!'

The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, 'You are
the father
of triplets!'

'Wow, what a coincidence!' he replies. 'I work for the 3M Corporation!'

When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has
given birth
to quadruplets.

'Another coincidence! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!'

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask
what's
wrong.

'What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Eleven!'