army sex

An Army Sergeant Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and
says, "My name is Sergeant Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!". The madam
immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best callgirl they
have for him. Sergeant Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with
his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the
bed.

He then says," My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years,
and I'm a master of my mind and body. DICK, ATTEN-HUN!!"

Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and
asks him how he can do that. The Sgt. Major replies, "Like I said, I've been
in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body. DICK, AT
EASE!!".

His penis immediately goes limp.

The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for
another demonstration. The Sgt. Major says, "I'm a master of my mind and
body DICK, ATTEN-HUN!!". (A raging hard-on once again.) He follows this
display of prowess with the command of DICK, AT EASE. (His penis goes limp
once again.)

The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration
yet again. The Sgt. Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in
the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body. DICK,
ATTEN-HUN!!".

His penis becomes immediately erect. And then gives the following command,
"DICK, AT EASE!!".

The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He
says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier: DICK, AT EASE!!".

Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming,
and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE!!".

No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells "Goddammit!!" and moves to the
side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously.

The prostitute asks "What the hell is going on?"

The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order -- and I'm
giving him a dishonorable discharge!!!"