You're No Longer "Cool" When...

1. You find yourself listening to talk radio.

2. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.

3. The pattern on your shorts and couch match.

4. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.

5. You actually ASK for your father's advice.

6. You don't know how to operate a fax machine.

7. When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

8. You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.

9. You turn down free tickets to a concert because you have to work the
next day.

10. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your kid's

new running shoes.

11. When jogging is something you do to your memory.

12. Rocking all night means dozing off in your rocking chair.

13. All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.