You Know You're A Computer Geek When....
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If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
When your modem starts smoking.
If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online.
If you log-off your system because it's time to go to work.
If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.
If you can type your top 10 favourite Web sites, by heart.
If you can locate a particular home page without using a search engine.
If you can write your own html page.
If you download more than 20Mb of from a newsgroup, in one session.
If while reading a magazine, you look for the Zoom icon for a better look at
a photograph.
You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced with
10% more magenta and a higher resolution.
If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the
houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.
When someone tells you to remember something, and you look for File/Save
command.
When you discover there is no little car icon with a forward arrow on the
dashboard of your car, to make it go.
When you think the File/Kill command should apply to your network
administrator.
When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service
Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home
If you have a heart attack when you forgot to pay your phone bill and
receive a "pending disconnection of service" notice.
When you order most of what you buy... online.
If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.
When you find yourself engaged to someone you've never actually met; except
through e-mail.
When you log-off from a session in your favourite newsgroup... and your log
reads: Online time: 56 hours 24 minutes.
If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding
300 hours a month, connect time.
When you add your third modem and dedicated phone line.
You access Microsoft's Web page every Sunday morning for Brother Bill's
sermon.
When that 112Gb hard drive is full.
If 433 MHz is simply too slow.
When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
If you have an "online" light installed on your car to tell you when the
engine is running.
When you discover that in order to drive your car somewhere, you do not
enter an http:// or ftp:// address.
When you modify the programming of your car's computers and actually get
better mileage.
If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in
your car, to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to
take out the joker in the Cadillac who cut you off.
If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.
When you put a CD-ROM in your car's CD player.
When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very
disappointed to find it's on TV.
If every sentence you utter begins with, "On the Net..."
If you put your e-mail address in the upper left-hand corner of envelopes.
If you have your e-mail address printed on your stationary.
When you insist on seeing the movie "The Net" - for the 63rd time.
If you maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses.
If you use more than 20 passwords.
If you set up your own Web page.
If you set up a Web page for each of your kids... and your pets.
If, instead of a phone number, you ask someone for their e-mail address.
If you don't know anyone who DOESN'T have an e-mail addresses.
If you convince your mum that she HAS to get online because e-mail is so
much cheaper than long distance phone charges.
If you can write a list like this.
If you can relate to a list like this.