Airing it Out

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.  She went back to find
out what was up.  He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just
recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy.

The teacher had him go down to the principal's office, to phone his Mom, and
ask her what he should do about it.  He did this and returned to the class,
sat down in his seat and suddenly, there was a general commotion at the back
of the room. Back down the aisle she went, only to find him sitting at his
desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your Mom," she said.

"I did," he replied, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon,
she'd come and pick me up from school."