Trade Union Intelligence

The foreman at a housing construction site walked into a room where one
of the workers was hanging on a chain in the middle of the ceiling
proclaiming "I'm a chandelier!  I'm a chandelier!"  When he gave the
workman a hard warning to get down and back to work, the other workers
in the room watched carefully.  The foreman returned an hour later, and
became furious when he found the same worker hanging on the chain,
insisting he was, in fact, a chandelier.  The foreman immediately gives
the worker his walking papers and says he'll never work there again!
Upon hearing this, every other worker packs their tools and begins to
leave, too! Even more frustrated, the foreman says, "What's going on?
Why are you *all* leaving?" One of the workers replies "Sorry, union
rules - You don't expect us to work in the dark, do you?"