Six reasons to prove that computers are female

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one
but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even the smallest mistakes
are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native
language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to
everyone else 2. The message "bad command or file name" is about as
informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not
going to tell you." And the number one reason is: As soon as you make a
commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on
accessories for it.