Pauline & The Pope

   The Pope was touring Australia and took out a couple
   of days from his
   itinerary to visit the northern tropics and the outback.
 
   Deep into his visit, his 4WD Popemobile was driving
   alongside a river when he
   heard some splashing up ahead. As he drew close,
   the Pope observed in the
   river, an Aboriginal man struggling frantically with a
   crocodile who had
   grasped the poor guy in its powerful jaws. At that
   moment, from around a bend
   in the river,a speedboat roared into view, containing
   three people - Bruce
   Buxton, Arthur Tunstall and Pauline Hanson. As the
   speedboat neared the
   struggling figures, Pauline Hanson took aim and fired
   a harpoon into the
   crocodile's hide. Then Buxton and Tunstall pulled the
   man from the jaws of the
   crocodile saving him from certain death and using
   long clubs, killed the
   crocodile. They then bundled the poor
   semi-conscious, semi-mutilated man into
   the speedboat, as well as the dead croc and
   approached the river bank.
 
   The Pope was most impressed by what he had just
   witnessed and went up to
   greet them. He said " I give you my blessings for your
   brave actions. I had
   heard that there were some racist xenophobic people
   trying to divide
   Australia's community - but now I can see that your
   society is a truly
   enlightened example of racial harmony and could
   serve as a model for other
   nations to follow.
 
   As the Popemobile drove off, Pauline Hanson asked
   the others. "Who was
   that?" Ruxton answered. "That was the Pope. He is in
   direct contact with
   God and has access to all God's wisdom".
 
   Pauline Hanson. " Well, he knows fuck all about
   crocodile hunting. What condition is the bait in?".