Pauline & The Pope
The Pope was touring Australia and took out a couple
of days from his
itinerary to visit the northern tropics and the outback.
Deep into his visit, his 4WD Popemobile was driving
alongside a river when he
heard some splashing up ahead. As he drew close,
the Pope observed in the
river, an Aboriginal man struggling frantically with a
crocodile who had
grasped the poor guy in its powerful jaws. At that
moment, from around a bend
in the river,a speedboat roared into view, containing
three people - Bruce
Buxton, Arthur Tunstall and Pauline Hanson. As the
speedboat neared the
struggling figures, Pauline Hanson took aim and fired
a harpoon into the
crocodile's hide. Then Buxton and Tunstall pulled the
man from the jaws of the
crocodile saving him from certain death and using
long clubs, killed the
crocodile. They then bundled the poor
semi-conscious, semi-mutilated man into
the speedboat, as well as the dead croc and
approached the river bank.
The Pope was most impressed by what he had just
witnessed and went up to
greet them. He said " I give you my blessings for your
brave actions. I had
heard that there were some racist xenophobic people
trying to divide
Australia's community - but now I can see that your
society is a truly
enlightened example of racial harmony and could
serve as a model for other
nations to follow.
As the Popemobile drove off, Pauline Hanson asked
the others. "Who was
that?" Ruxton answered. "That was the Pope. He is in
direct contact with
God and has access to all God's wisdom".
Pauline Hanson. " Well, he knows fuck all about
crocodile hunting. What condition is the bait in?".