Not-so-helpful Hints

"mm_ca: a dedication to nonsense" is happy to bring you several good
tips on safe taxi-driving.

1. The rear-view mirror is NOT a free nooky-cam.
2. If anyone asks to be driven "to a dark and secluded place", it's
about time you went off-duty.
3. Burning incense and/or last night's dinner leftovers may be seen as
an impolite gesture.  Many passengers prefer if their cabbies kept their
scent sticks, goat curds etc. at home.
4. If your passenger's large carpet-bag is emitting muffled screams, you
might want to ask the luggage where she wants to go.
5. Don't complement your cab-driving by trucking chickens or fish to
market.  If you need to move something, try cute little gerbils.
There's a booming trade of those furry creatures, since beef has become
so expensive nowadays.
6. 'Jesus is my Copilot' stickers might be inspirational, but most
passengers will wonder if they've got to pay twice the fare.
7. Don't drink and drive.  There's nothing worse than having a sudden
stop make you spill gin all over.  Do you KNOW how hard that stuff is to
get off?
8. We all know diplomas make a good impression.  But having been a
neurosurgeon in Afganistan will probably not be much comfort to your
passengers as you mow down innocent pedestrians.
9. Six simple words: free rides to guys with guns.
10. If during a cab-ride a passenger mentions mm_ca in glowing terms,
drop him off right away.  There's no need to waste your time carting
psychos around town.