Male And Female Vocabulary

THINGY (thing-ee) n.


female: Any part under a car's hood.


male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.


female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.


male: Playing ball without a cup.


COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.


female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.


male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
with
the guys.


BUTT (but) n.


female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
"look
bigger."


male: The organ of mooning and passing gas.


COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.


female: A desire to get married and raise a family.


male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.


REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.


male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.


TASTE (tayst) v.


female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to
make
sure it's good.


male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior
to
tossing it out.