Close Quarters

There were three men on a business trip trying to rent a hotel room.
They went up to the desk and asked for their rooms. The clerk there
said that was only one room left but it had a king size bed.
The three men agreed to take it.
In the middle of the night, all three woke up.
The man on the left said "I had a dream that some one was holding my
dick!"
"Same here!" said the man on the right.
"Strange," said the man in the middle, "I had a dream that I was
skiing!"