Attending To A Patient's Every Need

Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman that was suffering
from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she
couldn't handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing
where he was or sometimes even who he was. She took him to a nursing
home.

At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse
had the gentleman sit in a chair. Slowly, the man starting leaning to
his left.

The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up.
A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right.

Again, the nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then he
started leaning forward. This time, the nurse strapped him into the
chair.

About this time, his wife, having completed the paperwork, walked up
to him and asked, "How do you like the place?"
"I don't know." he said. "They won't let me fart."