Anagrams

An Anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or
rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.
(who had the time/inclination to do these???)
         Dormitory       ==      Dirty Room
         Evangelist      ==      Evil's Agent
         Desperation     ==      A Rope Ends It
         The Morse Code  ==      Here Come Dots
         Slot Machines   ==      Cash Lost in 'em
         Animosity       ==      Is No Amity
         Mother-in-law   ==      Woman Hitler
         Snooze Alarms   ==      Alas!  No More Z's
         Alec Guinness   ==      Genuine Class
         Semolina        ==      Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries ==      Large Picture Halls, I Bet
         A Decimal Point ==      I'm a Dot in Place
         The Earthquakes ==      That Queer Shake
         Eleven plus two ==      Twelve plus one
         Contradiction   ==      Accord not in it
         Graditude       ==      I get a turd

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind
to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
         ==
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet,
queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Politicians:
         George Herbert Walker Bush    ==      Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
         George Bush                   ==      He bugs Gore
         Ronald Wilson Reagan          ==      A long-insane Warlord
(or Insane Anglo Warlord)
         Ronald Reagan                 ==      A darn long era
         Leroy Newton Gingrich         ==      Yon Right-winger Clone
         Margaret Thatcher             ==      That great charmer
         The Conservative Party        ==      Teacher in vast poverty

And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
-- Neil A.  Armstrong
         ==
A thin man ran; makes large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon!
On to Mars!