1234...........

     After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is
     unable to  perform anymore.  He goes to his doctor, and his
     doctor tries a few things but nothing works.  Finally the doctor
     says to him, "This is all in your mind", and refers him to a
     psychiatrist.  After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink
     confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be
     cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a  witch
     doctor.

     The witch doctor says, "I can cure this", and throws some powder
     on a flame, and there is a bright flash with billowing blue
     smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing but you
     can only use it once a year!  All you have to do is say '123' and
     it shall rise for as long as you wish!"  The guy then asks the
     witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"  The witch doctor
     replies, "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it
     will go down.  But be warned it will not  work  again for a
     year!"

     The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife
     with  the good news....... So, he is lying in bed with her and
     says "123",  and suddenly he's "standin' tall".
     His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?