1234...........
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is
unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his
doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor
says to him, "This is all in your mind", and refers him to a
psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink
confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be
cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch
doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this", and throws some powder
on a flame, and there is a bright flash with billowing blue
smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is powerful healing but you
can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and
it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the
witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor
replies, "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it
will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a
year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife
with the good news....... So, he is lying in bed with her and
says "123", and suddenly he's "standin' tall".
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?