Preacher
......A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab
driver who has a higher place. He says to Saint Peter, "I don't get it. I
devoted my whole life to my congregation."
Saint Peter says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay
attention when you gave a sermon?"
The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."
Saint Peter says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not
only stayed awake, but they usually prayed."