Logic

A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. Following are actual quotes  from
managers out there. (Some of them hit a little too close to home after
having worked with new product implementation.)

--As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using
individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and
employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning
quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems.)

--What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.

--How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?

--E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be
used only for company business.

--Turnover is good for the company, as it proves we are doing a good job in
training people.

--This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important
interfere with it.

--Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.

( I especially like this one.....)

--No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working
on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know
when it's time to tell them.