Heart attack

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the
woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted is hiding in your
wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe
floor.

"You bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and
you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"