Trip to the Holy Land

   A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found it
would cost fifty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.
"Mon," he said, "anywhere in Scotland it would have been cheaper."

   "Perhaps," said the travel agent, "but remember, the Sea of Galilee is
the water on which our Lord walked."

   "Oh, my," said the Scotsman, "it's no wonder he walked."