Bride and Groom

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the
groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom
looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might
kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young
woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main
staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the
bannister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the
hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened
to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh
God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years
and I thought he meant his money!!"