~~~ The birds and bees ~~~

One day little Johnnie came up to his father and asked, "Dad, where
did I come from?" Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son
knew the facts of life. So, Dad told his son how the expression of
love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb
and finally how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his son's
eyes got wider and wider.

When Dad was finished, his son said, "Wow, that's really neat. That
sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from
Philadelphia."