~~~ God, help me win the lotto ~~~

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone
bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he
decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray...

"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some
money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the
lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Joe again prays...

"God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and
I'm going to lose my car as well".

Lotto night comes and Joe still has no luck.

Once again, he prays...

"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house,
and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you
for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let
me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and
Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself:

"Joe, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."