Religion

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to
see his Rabbi about it.

"I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah,
cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has
decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I
go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought
my boy up in the faith, put him through
University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has
decided to become a Christian."

"What did you do?" asked the father. "I turned to God for the answer"
replied the Rabbi. "And what did he say?"
pressed the father. "God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "