~~~~~ Same old, same old ~~~~~

Another one in the same lines :

Adam was bored wanking his life out , so he goes to god and complains.

God replies "Adam I have some good news and bad news for you which do you want
first ?"

Adam chooses to hear the good news first.

So god replies, "You will be presented with a being so loving, caring.
Intelligent and witty. She will make your cold nights warm. She will nurture
you. She will keep you happy , smiling and make your life a green pasture. We
will call her Eve."

"Now to the bad news, to give you this much I will ask you for your left eye,
right arm and your two testicles. Do we have a deal ?"

Adam thinks for a while and replies, "Lord, what do I get for sacrificing just
one rib ?"

The rest is history.....