Maths Exam - Gauteng Province

Gauteng Province (Johannesburg) -  New Maths Exam

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QUESTION 1

Philemon has an AK47 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 30
rounds.  If he misses 8 out of 10 shots, how many drive-by taxi shootings
can he attend before having to reload?

QUESTION 2

Phineas has a 12 seater minibus, but to avoid discomfort he never carries
more than 23 people.  Assuming each passenger weighs 85 kg and piles 35  kg
of luggage on the roof, he drives 140 km/h and that his brakes are 25%
efficient, what would his stopping distance be?
a)  300m   b)  600m  c)  10m as there is another passenger to pick up.

QUESTION 3

Jacob is employed as a garden boy for one day a week for 5 households.
Assuming that he can make a lawn mower last 3 months, how many lawn mowers
will the household have to buy in a period of 2 years.

QUESTION 4

In standard 6, Jackson has made 4 girls pregnant and another 6 from other
classes.  How many girls will he have got pregnant before he leaves school
if he matriculates on his 20th birthday?

QUESTION 5

Samuel and his friends, altogether 6 of them, can each drink 35 bottles per
day of Castle Lager before falling over.  How many SAB trucks do they need
to hijack per year to remain permanently pissed?