E-moon

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where  :)
means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by   :-)
and  :-(  respectively.
Well, how about some "ass cons"?
       Here goes:
        (_!_)      a regular ass
        (__!__)    a fat ass
        (!)        a tight ass
        (_._)      a flat ass
        (_^_)      a bubble ass
        (_*_)      a sore ass
        (_!__)     a lop-sided ass
        {_!_}      a swishy ass
        (_o_)      an ass that's been around
        (_O_)      an ass that's been around even more
        (_x_)      kiss my ass
        (_X_)      leave my ass alone
        (_zzz_)    a tired ass
        (_o^o_)    a wise ass
        (_13_)     an unlucky ass
         (_$_)     Money coming out of his ass
         (_?_)     Dumb Ass