A PORK FABLE

     Classic story of the 3 little pigs...first pig is in his house of
straw...big bad wolf comes up "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll BLLLOOW
your house down!" The wolf, being a man of his word DOES IT! The first pig
runs to the second pigs house of wood and tells him what happened, and says,
"the wolf is on his way HERE!"

     They lock the door....wolf shows up..same crapola...Huffs and Puffs and
BLOWSSSS the house of wood down! The 2 pigs flee to the 3rd pig's big 3
family Bensonhurst brick job with the Madonna in the yard and the whole
thing...they tell him, "the wolf blew down our houses and he is coming here
next!"

     "Sit down take a load off," says the 3rd pig. "NO! He's coming! GET OUT
OF HERE!!" they scream. "Relax," says #3, "lemme make a call...you guys have
a beer." He picks up the phone and mumbles something..hangs up, sits down,
and turns on the Home shopping club. "Are you nuts?" they say. "LOOK!"  The
first 2 pigs are at the window, terrified. "Here comes the WOLF!!" Just as
the wolf gets to the walk way, a black Lincoln Town Car pulls up, three pigs
in fedoras get out and machine gun the wolf to pieces! The first 2 pigs say,
"Wow! Who are THOSE guys??"

     The third pig smiles and says: "Those are the 3 little GUINEA pigs."