Sick Joke

This one was told to me by an eleven-year old girl.

A mother had just given birth.

She came back to consciousness and asked to see her baby.

The nurse said she would have to wait for the doctor, and
the mother became alarmed:

"Is there something wrong?"

"Now, you just rest and wait for the doctor."

Finally the doctor arrives.

"Doctor - I want my baby!"

Said the doctor: "Now, now - just keep calm.  We will go to
see your baby."

She is is put into a wheelchair and rolled through the
corridors.

"Doctor!  Is there something wrong?"

"Be calm."  he soothed.

They arrive at the "special infants ward" and enter.

The mother sees a baby with no arms.

"Oh!  Is that my baby?"

"No, no!" said the doctor, and wheels her along.

They come to a baby with no arms or legs.

"(gasp)  Is that my baby?"

"No, no - please be calm!"

They then come to a crib in which there is only a head.

"Oh my God!  Is that my baby?"

"No, no, no!  Stay calm!" said the doctor.

Finally they come to a crib in which rests a pair of
eyeballs, connected by a cord.

The mother draws a deep breath and asks:

"Is that my baby?"

The doctor replies, gravely:

"Yes, that is your baby."

"But will he be able to lead a normal life?"

"I'm afraid not.  He's blind."